May 2012
57 posts
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Me: Dad....
Dad: Yeah?
Me: I don't want to be in a relationship.
Dad: Okay, you just wanna focus on studi–
Me: No, like... I don't like anyone.
Dad: ...Really?
Me: No sexual attraction. Romantic, yes, sexual, no.
Dad: You haven't found the right man yet.
Me: But I don't feel sexually attracted to ANYONE (that isn't 2D, cough cough)
Dad: Aren't they the same?
Me: Lol no. And I don't want a family, either.
Dad: That's what they all say. And then BAM, they want kids. It's in the hormones.
Me: I'm tokophobic.
Dad: what
Me: I'm afraid of pregnancy and childbirth. Deathly afraid.
Dad: You'll get over that fear once you find the love for children.
Me: But I like children, I do! Just... I don't want children of *my* flesh. I'll adopt.
Dad: But it's not the same!
Me: Because you put importance to flesh and blood.
Dad: Because it IS important. The love is unconditional!
Me: There are over 7 billion people in the world. I think in long-term, dad, and I will love whoever I take as my child (God help that soul).
Dad: That. Will. NOT. Matter. When your child is of your flesh and blood.
Me: MY FLESH AND BLOOD WILL INHERIT THE CHANCE TO COME OUT HORRIBLE LIKE ME AND WHOEVER IS THE UNLUCKY SONOFABITCH THAT'S THE FATHER.
Dad: ...
Me: DEPRESSED AND AUTISTIC AND FRIENDLESS AND *ALONE*. */OR WORSE./*
Dad: ......How the fuck did I end up with a daughter.
Me: You tell me. What was the date of your release again?
Dad: Two years, ten months.
Me: Right, right.
